In Jacksonville, you’ll see shit you don’t see nowhere else. You: N i g g a, that was the real military. I’m just saying if you was… standing out there with a blunt and see two military helicopters, that’s the first time you swallow your whole blunt, lit and all. But they need to tell people that ain’t from here that there might be military helicopters flying past your balcony, or it will fuck up your whole blunt experience. In the right parts of Jacksonville, you could feel safe. Where the military at? Make some noise for the military. “I think I saw the bridge move.”īeautiful shit. “You mean the black bridge, the yellow bridge, the blue bridge that’s part Transformer that go up and down?” They don’t tell you that till you’re high on the balcony. You can’t say nothing like, “I’m by the bridge.” The river go the wrong way, it– If you not from here, you not– You gotta be specific when you talk to your Uber driver. Jacksonville got water, water, water, and water. If you love water, you could overdose in this motherfucker. I don’t care where you from, you not ready for this. You come to Jacksonville, you ain’t ready for it. Them n i g g a s be modeling on the sidelines. Jacksonville Jaguars know two things for a fact: They know they weather is better than yours… and they know they uniforms look better than yours. The Jacksonville Jaguars is doing they shit. Even your shit that ain’t the top is still the top. They’d have had to beat the shit out of me today.” You be like, “I wouldn’t have been able to run away today. You like, “What, 89? Ain’t nobody give a fuck about no 89.” You mean Jacksonville 89. You look at the heat, you’re not even scared. You come to Jacksonville, you used to heat. If you don’t travel, you don’t know, this Jacksonville sun… This is its own sun. Y’all did not disappoint, thank y’all so much. People know the county and don’t even know the city. This the most famous county in the world. Nothing is messing with Jacksonville at all. I gotta honestly say, I have done seven, eight specials. ♪ Rackings on rackings Got back ends on back ends– ♪ ♪ My n i g g a s is savage, ruthless We got 30’s and 100 rounds, too ♪ ♪ My b!tch is bad and boujee Cookin’ up dope with a Uzi ♪
♪ Call up the gang, they come and get you Cry me a river, give you a tissue ♪ ♪ We came from nothin’ to somethin’, n i g g a I don’t trust nobody, grip the trigger ♪ ♪ Fuckin’ on your b!tch she a thot, thot Cookin’ up dope in the Crock-Pot ♪ Give it up for the king of underground comedy, Mr. He is single-handedly shutting the Internet down.
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